How the Grinch Stole Christmas :]

--To start the scene, Cindy Lou Who is laying down in a pile of snow, looking as if she is in the middle of making a snow angel.
--When Lou Who (Cindy's dad) says "whobalation" His voice squeaks.
--When the picture is still in Whoville, you hear the Grinch scream and then the scene changes to the Grinch's cave, which he calls his home.
--The Grinch screams at the top of his lungs on his metal bed.
--The Grinch opens up his schedule book very forcefully.
--As the Grinch reads through his schedule his finger is dragging down the list as if to help guide him.
--The Grinch says schedule as "shezs-duole."
--As the Grinch talks, he never looks right at the camera, he always looks into space as if he is crazy.
--When the Grinch talks, his dog just looks at him in a humanly manner with his left paw resting up on a trash can.
--When the Grinch walks, he slumps his back terribly making him look like the Hunch-back of Notre Dame!
--After the Grinch yells at his dog for judging him on his "kilt" the Grinch talks one long step that makes him look very feminine.
--The Grinch tries on the yodelers outfit, he models to himself in a sexual way.
--The scene change from the Grinch's house to Whoville is very different; Whoville is very happy with music playing, where as the Grinch's house is very depressing and lonely.
--When the Who's think the Grinch didn't show up, they look around in a confused manner.
--The Grinch always talks to himself as if another person is in the room.
--The Grinch's dog pulls the rope that shoots the Grinch to Whoville.

ChRisTMaS TiMe

Snow falls from the sky
I know that Christmas is near
That makes me happy

Santa Claus is here
Bringing kids gifts of their dreams
Toys, and dogs and more!

I take a deep breath
I smell pine and feel the warmth
that Christmas time brings

pen15

This holiday is for all those immature kids, or adults out there. I'm sure most of you know what pen15 looks like. If you don't let me tell you. It looks like it spells the males reproductive organ (penis). But on Pen15 day we don't say "Happy Penis day!" No we say "Happy pen fifteen day!"
This day will be celebrated every 15th of all the odd months. This includes January 15th, March 15th, May 15th, July 15th, September 15th, and November 15th. On this day everyone who wants to participate will carry around a marker or pen and to everyone they feel like say, "Happy pen fifteen day!" then they will write Pen15 on that persons arm, hand, leg, stomach, or face. But each person can only write Pen15 on that person once. You can't write it on both of someones hands and their left leg, just once per person. If you really get into this holiday you should try to write Pen15 on as many people as possible. And you should try to get your body covered with the word "Pen15." The person with the most Pen15's on them by the end of the day does not get a prize or anything. But they do get to be the Pen15 King/Queen until the next Pen15 day. That is a pretty big deal if you ask me. :)

These boots are to be outlawed for the rest of man kind. This includes any color of fur that covers the entire boot. Weather it be brown, blond, black, white, pink, green, cheetah, or any other color/design, they are to never be warn again. It is officially NOT attractive to wear something that looks like a dead bear or limp dog on your feet. These boots are ugly and this law is for your own good! If anyone is ever seen wearing these boots, they will be in DEEP trouble. They will be taken to the nearest hair salon and have there hair shaven immediately. That way people will learn how it feels to have all your hair taken off; just like the animals did to make these hideous boots. After people are shaved, they will be thrown into a jail that is located underground in Spokane Oregon. In this jail you will be tortured by other bald species. Trust me, this will be the worst experience of your life. So people PLEASE don't even think about buying these boots! They are ugly and the consequences aren't worth it.

This animal is called a Cownkey. It is a mix between a cow and a monkey. This animal is very specail in many ways. For one thing, there are only 15 Cownkey's in the whole entire world! You can find these in a forest right outside the city Madrid, Spain. Cownkey's are famous for there excessive rolls on there stomach. These animals are very fat, so fat they can barley move! If you ever see a Cownkey, don't get too close, for they have sharp teath and are vicious if they get agitated. If you see one, I recomend just throwing it a carrot or a bannana. If you do this the Cownkey will be your friend forever! They are known to be very loyal friends and great pets, but only to those who they trust. David Strenbid, a owner of a Cownkey, says, "My cownkey is the best friend I've ever had!"

Do you ever get tired of walking from here to there? Don't you ever just feel like not using any energy and just flying to your desired destination? Well now you can! With the newly invented Flying Shoes, you can now, just put on your shoes and fly to wherever you want to go. These shoes are great for students at big universities. They are also perfect for those working adults who hate walking up and down those annoying flights of stairs. For all you parents out there; if you're sick of having to push your kid in a stroller, Flying Shoes are a perfect gift! With Flying Shoes you get to your destination 2x faster then running and 4x faster then walking. People everywhere will think you're the coolest person ever with flying shoes and they will want to know where you got them! Just tell them to go to this web address...
http://k53.pbase.com/v3/26/411626/2/45570334.050701030.jpg
Remember, that Flying shoes helps you save time and energy. They are the coolest invention of the millennium!

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This chocolate covered strawberry looks delicious! The chocolate is dripping of the fully ripe strawberry like a drop of water on a sunny winter day. The shine of this strawberry is as shiny as a new BMW. The stem is what throws this picture off from being the "perfect" chocolate covered strawberry picture. The leaves just don't lay perfectly on the strawberry. They are this way and that and not the "perfect" green color. But other then that this picture is heaven in a fruit treat. I can smell the chocolate from just looking at it. I can also smell the fresh smell of garden grown strawberries. I can practically taste the explosion of juice coming out of the strawberry as if I just took a bite out of it. The seeds on this strawberry just make this look even more yummy. The way they glow from the angle of this camera shot makes me want to go upstairs and make this delicious desert for myself. I know that I will never get my chocolate covered strawberry to look quite as good, but maybe I could get a strawberry with better leaves. I need to go now for I am getting myself way to hungry!

Miley cyrus

To all of my beloved fans--
Each and everyone of you means the world to me. With out you guys I would not be where I am today. I would not have been so successful in my TV show Hannah Montana. And if it wasn't for you guys I wouldn't have been able to make my own CD. As you all probably know, I got in a little bit of trouble in the past year for some inappropriate pictures of myself on the internet. If you guys hadn't accepted my sincere apology I would not be successful right now. I would probably live on the streets! And if I lived on the streets I would probably die... Because if you guys no me even a little I am a pretty high-maintenance kind of gal. So thank you, thank you so much. Please feel free to check out my website athttp://mileycyrusfever.com/ . This site gives you guys updates on my life. It shows you guys pics of what I've been doing lately and tells you my ideas about life. There is also a link on my website that allows you guys to write on my wall. I really appreciate it when fans write what they think of me or what I can do for you guys to like me more! Thank you guys for all to support!
until next time,
MC

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.:.KINDERGARTNERS.:.
Now kindergartners, pay attention. This creature you see here is a dog. Everyone spell out dog. D-O-G. This dog has very long arms and legs. Can everyone spell arm with me? A-R-M. Very good class! Now spell leg L-E-G. This dog is sleeping on a couch. This dog has light brown fur and a black nose. This dog is sleeping very oddly. Most dogs do not sleep with there back legs in between there front legs. But this dog is very funny. Everyone spell funny with me now... F-U-N-N-Y. Excellent work class, see you next time!

.:.PEERS.:.
Guys, look at this dog! Isn't it crazy looking? I'll tell ya.. things you can find on the internet these days just amazes me! Do you think this picture is real? I mean look at his legs, why are they like that! Poor dog can't be comfortable! I'd be embarrassed if I was this dogs owner, I wouldn't want to raise a freak dog! And also this dog is ugly... an ugly, weird, long legged dog... Ah, things on the internet.