Tuesday, December 16, 2008

How the Grinch Stole Christmas :]

--To start the scene, Cindy Lou Who is laying down in a pile of snow, looking as if she is in the middle of making a snow angel.
--When Lou Who (Cindy's dad) says "whobalation" His voice squeaks.
--When the picture is still in Whoville, you hear the Grinch scream and then the scene changes to the Grinch's cave, which he calls his home.
--The Grinch screams at the top of his lungs on his metal bed.
--The Grinch opens up his schedule book very forcefully.
--As the Grinch reads through his schedule his finger is dragging down the list as if to help guide him.
--The Grinch says schedule as "shezs-duole."
--As the Grinch talks, he never looks right at the camera, he always looks into space as if he is crazy.
--When the Grinch talks, his dog just looks at him in a humanly manner with his left paw resting up on a trash can.
--When the Grinch walks, he slumps his back terribly making him look like the Hunch-back of Notre Dame!
--After the Grinch yells at his dog for judging him on his "kilt" the Grinch talks one long step that makes him look very feminine.
--The Grinch tries on the yodelers outfit, he models to himself in a sexual way.
--The scene change from the Grinch's house to Whoville is very different; Whoville is very happy with music playing, where as the Grinch's house is very depressing and lonely.
--When the Who's think the Grinch didn't show up, they look around in a confused manner.
--The Grinch always talks to himself as if another person is in the room.
--The Grinch's dog pulls the rope that shoots the Grinch to Whoville.

Monday, December 1, 2008

ChRisTMaS TiMe


Snow falls from the sky
I know that Christmas is near
That makes me happy

Santa Claus is here
Bringing kids gifts of their dreams
Toys, and dogs and more!

I take a deep breath
I smell pine and feel the warmth
that Christmas time brings