Tuesday, November 11, 2008


These boots are to be outlawed for the rest of man kind. This includes any color of fur that covers the entire boot. Weather it be brown, blond, black, white, pink, green, cheetah, or any other color/design, they are to never be warn again. It is officially NOT attractive to wear something that looks like a dead bear or limp dog on your feet. These boots are ugly and this law is for your own good! If anyone is ever seen wearing these boots, they will be in DEEP trouble. They will be taken to the nearest hair salon and have there hair shaven immediately. That way people will learn how it feels to have all your hair taken off; just like the animals did to make these hideous boots. After people are shaved, they will be thrown into a jail that is located underground in Spokane Oregon. In this jail you will be tortured by other bald species. Trust me, this will be the worst experience of your life. So people PLEASE don't even think about buying these boots! They are ugly and the consequences aren't worth it.

1 comment:

Butterfly said...

I totally agree. I would vote for this law anyday. Those boots are the ugliest things i've ever seen and i have sister's so i know ugly. I would never have to break this law. Why? Because those boots are so ugly i would never buy them in the first place. I could also get my friends to vote for this law because they would puke if they seen these shoes.