pen15

This holiday is for all those immature kids, or adults out there. I'm sure most of you know what pen15 looks like. If you don't let me tell you. It looks like it spells the males reproductive organ (penis). But on Pen15 day we don't say "Happy Penis day!" No we say "Happy pen fifteen day!"
This day will be celebrated every 15th of all the odd months. This includes January 15th, March 15th, May 15th, July 15th, September 15th, and November 15th. On this day everyone who wants to participate will carry around a marker or pen and to everyone they feel like say, "Happy pen fifteen day!" then they will write Pen15 on that persons arm, hand, leg, stomach, or face. But each person can only write Pen15 on that person once. You can't write it on both of someones hands and their left leg, just once per person. If you really get into this holiday you should try to write Pen15 on as many people as possible. And you should try to get your body covered with the word "Pen15." The person with the most Pen15's on them by the end of the day does not get a prize or anything. But they do get to be the Pen15 King/Queen until the next Pen15 day. That is a pretty big deal if you ask me. :)

These boots are to be outlawed for the rest of man kind. This includes any color of fur that covers the entire boot. Weather it be brown, blond, black, white, pink, green, cheetah, or any other color/design, they are to never be warn again. It is officially NOT attractive to wear something that looks like a dead bear or limp dog on your feet. These boots are ugly and this law is for your own good! If anyone is ever seen wearing these boots, they will be in DEEP trouble. They will be taken to the nearest hair salon and have there hair shaven immediately. That way people will learn how it feels to have all your hair taken off; just like the animals did to make these hideous boots. After people are shaved, they will be thrown into a jail that is located underground in Spokane Oregon. In this jail you will be tortured by other bald species. Trust me, this will be the worst experience of your life. So people PLEASE don't even think about buying these boots! They are ugly and the consequences aren't worth it.