This animal is called a Cownkey. It is a mix between a cow and a monkey. This animal is very specail in many ways. For one thing, there are only 15 Cownkey's in the whole entire world! You can find these in a forest right outside the city Madrid, Spain. Cownkey's are famous for there excessive rolls on there stomach. These animals are very fat, so fat they can barley move! If you ever see a Cownkey, don't get too close, for they have sharp teath and are vicious if they get agitated. If you see one, I recomend just throwing it a carrot or a bannana. If you do this the Cownkey will be your friend forever! They are known to be very loyal friends and great pets, but only to those who they trust. David Strenbid, a owner of a Cownkey, says, "My cownkey is the best friend I've ever had!"

Do you ever get tired of walking from here to there? Don't you ever just feel like not using any energy and just flying to your desired destination? Well now you can! With the newly invented Flying Shoes, you can now, just put on your shoes and fly to wherever you want to go. These shoes are great for students at big universities. They are also perfect for those working adults who hate walking up and down those annoying flights of stairs. For all you parents out there; if you're sick of having to push your kid in a stroller, Flying Shoes are a perfect gift! With Flying Shoes you get to your destination 2x faster then running and 4x faster then walking. People everywhere will think you're the coolest person ever with flying shoes and they will want to know where you got them! Just tell them to go to this web address...
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Remember, that Flying shoes helps you save time and energy. They are the coolest invention of the millennium!

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This chocolate covered strawberry looks delicious! The chocolate is dripping of the fully ripe strawberry like a drop of water on a sunny winter day. The shine of this strawberry is as shiny as a new BMW. The stem is what throws this picture off from being the "perfect" chocolate covered strawberry picture. The leaves just don't lay perfectly on the strawberry. They are this way and that and not the "perfect" green color. But other then that this picture is heaven in a fruit treat. I can smell the chocolate from just looking at it. I can also smell the fresh smell of garden grown strawberries. I can practically taste the explosion of juice coming out of the strawberry as if I just took a bite out of it. The seeds on this strawberry just make this look even more yummy. The way they glow from the angle of this camera shot makes me want to go upstairs and make this delicious desert for myself. I know that I will never get my chocolate covered strawberry to look quite as good, but maybe I could get a strawberry with better leaves. I need to go now for I am getting myself way to hungry!

Miley cyrus

To all of my beloved fans--
Each and everyone of you means the world to me. With out you guys I would not be where I am today. I would not have been so successful in my TV show Hannah Montana. And if it wasn't for you guys I wouldn't have been able to make my own CD. As you all probably know, I got in a little bit of trouble in the past year for some inappropriate pictures of myself on the internet. If you guys hadn't accepted my sincere apology I would not be successful right now. I would probably live on the streets! And if I lived on the streets I would probably die... Because if you guys no me even a little I am a pretty high-maintenance kind of gal. So thank you, thank you so much. Please feel free to check out my website athttp://mileycyrusfever.com/ . This site gives you guys updates on my life. It shows you guys pics of what I've been doing lately and tells you my ideas about life. There is also a link on my website that allows you guys to write on my wall. I really appreciate it when fans write what they think of me or what I can do for you guys to like me more! Thank you guys for all to support!
until next time,
MC

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.:.KINDERGARTNERS.:.
Now kindergartners, pay attention. This creature you see here is a dog. Everyone spell out dog. D-O-G. This dog has very long arms and legs. Can everyone spell arm with me? A-R-M. Very good class! Now spell leg L-E-G. This dog is sleeping on a couch. This dog has light brown fur and a black nose. This dog is sleeping very oddly. Most dogs do not sleep with there back legs in between there front legs. But this dog is very funny. Everyone spell funny with me now... F-U-N-N-Y. Excellent work class, see you next time!

.:.PEERS.:.
Guys, look at this dog! Isn't it crazy looking? I'll tell ya.. things you can find on the internet these days just amazes me! Do you think this picture is real? I mean look at his legs, why are they like that! Poor dog can't be comfortable! I'd be embarrassed if I was this dogs owner, I wouldn't want to raise a freak dog! And also this dog is ugly... an ugly, weird, long legged dog... Ah, things on the internet.