This animal is called a Cownkey. It is a mix between a cow and a monkey. This animal is very specail in many ways. For one thing, there are only 15 Cownkey's in the whole entire world! You can find these in a forest right outside the city Madrid, Spain. Cownkey's are famous for there excessive rolls on there stomach. These animals are very fat, so fat they can barley move! If you ever see a Cownkey, don't get too close, for they have sharp teath and are vicious if they get agitated. If you see one, I recomend just throwing it a carrot or a bannana. If you do this the Cownkey will be your friend forever! They are known to be very loyal friends and great pets, but only to those who they trust. David Strenbid, a owner of a Cownkey, says, "My cownkey is the best friend I've ever had!"

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