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Noodles and Company is a great restruant for everyone. If you're a family in the need of a quick meal or a sports team looking for a carb-o load, Noodles is the place to go. No matter what you're in the mood for Noodles will have it. They have fancey gnochi and mediterranean foods, or the kids favorite; mac & cheese. My personal favorite is the pesto with chicken dish, it is so tasty it truley melts in your mouth. Noodles and Company honestly has a meal for everyone. And they are located in every major city and alot of suburbs in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois, Michigon, Missouri, Kansas, Arizona, Nevada, California, Oregon, Washington, and is rapidly spreading to all the states of the U.S.A. You can find Noodles in most places, right next to Chipotle or Punch Pizza. Noodles is a better eating spot then its neighbors because it has more of a variety of foods. If you go to Chipotle you get a burrito, if you go to Punch you get a pizza. But if you go to Noodles you get pasta/spaghetti/noodles/any flavor you're in the mood for! Noodles is defiantly top notch and a "5 style of food" resturant!

How the Grinch Stole Christmas :]

--To start the scene, Cindy Lou Who is laying down in a pile of snow, looking as if she is in the middle of making a snow angel.
--When Lou Who (Cindy's dad) says "whobalation" His voice squeaks.
--When the picture is still in Whoville, you hear the Grinch scream and then the scene changes to the Grinch's cave, which he calls his home.
--The Grinch screams at the top of his lungs on his metal bed.
--The Grinch opens up his schedule book very forcefully.
--As the Grinch reads through his schedule his finger is dragging down the list as if to help guide him.
--The Grinch says schedule as "shezs-duole."
--As the Grinch talks, he never looks right at the camera, he always looks into space as if he is crazy.
--When the Grinch talks, his dog just looks at him in a humanly manner with his left paw resting up on a trash can.
--When the Grinch walks, he slumps his back terribly making him look like the Hunch-back of Notre Dame!
--After the Grinch yells at his dog for judging him on his "kilt" the Grinch talks one long step that makes him look very feminine.
--The Grinch tries on the yodelers outfit, he models to himself in a sexual way.
--The scene change from the Grinch's house to Whoville is very different; Whoville is very happy with music playing, where as the Grinch's house is very depressing and lonely.
--When the Who's think the Grinch didn't show up, they look around in a confused manner.
--The Grinch always talks to himself as if another person is in the room.
--The Grinch's dog pulls the rope that shoots the Grinch to Whoville.

ChRisTMaS TiMe

Snow falls from the sky
I know that Christmas is near
That makes me happy

Santa Claus is here
Bringing kids gifts of their dreams
Toys, and dogs and more!

I take a deep breath
I smell pine and feel the warmth
that Christmas time brings

pen15

This holiday is for all those immature kids, or adults out there. I'm sure most of you know what pen15 looks like. If you don't let me tell you. It looks like it spells the males reproductive organ (penis). But on Pen15 day we don't say "Happy Penis day!" No we say "Happy pen fifteen day!"
This day will be celebrated every 15th of all the odd months. This includes January 15th, March 15th, May 15th, July 15th, September 15th, and November 15th. On this day everyone who wants to participate will carry around a marker or pen and to everyone they feel like say, "Happy pen fifteen day!" then they will write Pen15 on that persons arm, hand, leg, stomach, or face. But each person can only write Pen15 on that person once. You can't write it on both of someones hands and their left leg, just once per person. If you really get into this holiday you should try to write Pen15 on as many people as possible. And you should try to get your body covered with the word "Pen15." The person with the most Pen15's on them by the end of the day does not get a prize or anything. But they do get to be the Pen15 King/Queen until the next Pen15 day. That is a pretty big deal if you ask me. :)

These boots are to be outlawed for the rest of man kind. This includes any color of fur that covers the entire boot. Weather it be brown, blond, black, white, pink, green, cheetah, or any other color/design, they are to never be warn again. It is officially NOT attractive to wear something that looks like a dead bear or limp dog on your feet. These boots are ugly and this law is for your own good! If anyone is ever seen wearing these boots, they will be in DEEP trouble. They will be taken to the nearest hair salon and have there hair shaven immediately. That way people will learn how it feels to have all your hair taken off; just like the animals did to make these hideous boots. After people are shaved, they will be thrown into a jail that is located underground in Spokane Oregon. In this jail you will be tortured by other bald species. Trust me, this will be the worst experience of your life. So people PLEASE don't even think about buying these boots! They are ugly and the consequences aren't worth it.

This animal is called a Cownkey. It is a mix between a cow and a monkey. This animal is very specail in many ways. For one thing, there are only 15 Cownkey's in the whole entire world! You can find these in a forest right outside the city Madrid, Spain. Cownkey's are famous for there excessive rolls on there stomach. These animals are very fat, so fat they can barley move! If you ever see a Cownkey, don't get too close, for they have sharp teath and are vicious if they get agitated. If you see one, I recomend just throwing it a carrot or a bannana. If you do this the Cownkey will be your friend forever! They are known to be very loyal friends and great pets, but only to those who they trust. David Strenbid, a owner of a Cownkey, says, "My cownkey is the best friend I've ever had!"

Do you ever get tired of walking from here to there? Don't you ever just feel like not using any energy and just flying to your desired destination? Well now you can! With the newly invented Flying Shoes, you can now, just put on your shoes and fly to wherever you want to go. These shoes are great for students at big universities. They are also perfect for those working adults who hate walking up and down those annoying flights of stairs. For all you parents out there; if you're sick of having to push your kid in a stroller, Flying Shoes are a perfect gift! With Flying Shoes you get to your destination 2x faster then running and 4x faster then walking. People everywhere will think you're the coolest person ever with flying shoes and they will want to know where you got them! Just tell them to go to this web address...
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